Dave Barry

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.

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"Insect Aside", Dave Barry is NOT Making This Up, 1994 A snake should not be in your yard unless it has your written permission. www.sky-net-eye.com

U.S. humorist Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. www.sky-net-eye.com

U.S. humorist Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. www.sky-net-eye.com

U.S. humorist What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. www.sky-net-eye.com

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[тянуть за язык] {v. phr.} {literally} To pull someone by the tongue. To make someone say smt; to pump someone. […]

[pull out] {v. phr.} 1. To withdraw; leave unceremoniously. * /The defeated army hastily pulled out of the occupied […]

[put a bug in one's ear] or [put a flea in one's ear] See: [BUG IN ONE'S EAR].

In relation to their systems most systematisers are like a man who builds an enormous castle and lives in a shack close by; […]