Dave Barry

U.S. humorist

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

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"Insect Aside", Dave Barry is NOT Making This Up, 1994 A snake should not be in your yard unless it has your written permission. www.sky-net-eye.com

U.S. humorist Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. www.sky-net-eye.com

U.S. humorist What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. www.sky-net-eye.com

(1947--) U.S. humorist Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is. www.sky-net-eye.com

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[ума не приложу] {v. phr.} [u`ma ne prilo`zhu] {literally} (I) cannot apply my mind. ~ (I) cannot understand, […]

(1899-1940) U.S. boxing manager, about attending the U.S. baseball World Series in 1935 I should of stood in bed.

[in toto] {adv. phr.} As a whole; in its entirety; totally; altogether. * /The store refused the advertising agency's […]

[put on the map] {v. phr.} To make (a place) well known. * /The first successful climb of Mount Matterhorn put Zermatt, […]