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(1645—1696), "Des Ouvrages de l'Esprit"

Everything has been said.

(1645—1696), French author

It is because of men that women dislike each other.

U.S. singer

Indecision may, or may not, be my problem.

(1882—1942)

U.S. actor

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

(1882—1942)

U.S. actor

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

If you take hyphens seriously you will surely go mad.

(1837—1921)

U.S. naturalist, in "Is It Going To Rain?"

I was born with a chronic anxiety about the weather.

America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.

(1862—1922), writer

Although man is already ninety percent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.

(1862—1922), writer

I can't tell a lie--not even when I hear one.