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U.S. cartoonist

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke

(April 1976)

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we drop a bunch of clothes hangers.

U.S. actor

If we are not our brother's keeper, let us at least not be his executioner.

(1941--)

U.S. TV & film writer

Open marriage is nature's way of telling you you need a divorce.

A dog wags its tail with its heart.

(1782—1862)

U.S. President

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1872—1956)

English writer

To mankind in general, Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be.

(1926--)

U.S. comedian

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

(1926--)

U.S. comedian

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.