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(1908—2002)

U.S. comedian

Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

When I die, I'd like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything.

(1916—2002)

U.S. writerbook critic

Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.

U.S. software strategist

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

(1862—1947)

U.S. educator

America is the best half-educated country in the world.

(1885—1962), Danish physicist

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.

(1815—1898), German Chancellor

Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.

Peace, which cost one dear, saldom lasts long.

(1962--)

U.S. poet

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

(1938--)

U.S. photographer

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.