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(1896—1949)

U.S. playwright

Man is the second strongest sex in the world.

(1896—1949), You and I, Act I

There is no such hell on earth as that of the man who knows himself doomed to mediocrity in the work he loves.

(1920—2004), Canadian writer, 1973

A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.

(1821—1867), French poet

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to change his bed.

(1936--)

U.S. novelist

A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit.

Canada is a county so square that even the female impersonators are women.

(1944-- )

U.S. novelist

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

(1944--)

U.S. novelist

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

(1944--)

U.S. novelist

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

(1944--)

U.S. novelist

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.