B
Contents of B:
(b. 1944)
U.S. author, playwright
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there are praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a big unchivalrous.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about
(1889—1945)
U.S. humorist
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not.