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U.S. comedian
When women are depressed their either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
U.S. comedienne
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
U.S. comedienne
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
(1806—1861)
English poetess, "Aurora Leigh"
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
(1927—1996)
U.S. humorist
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
(1927—1996)
U.S. humorist
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
(1927—1996)
U.S. humorist
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
(1927—1996)
U.S. humorist
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.