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Speaking of rapists, even the most diehard feminist must admit that's one thing men do better than women.

(1866—1951), poet

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

(1866—1951), poet

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap--even men who hate baths.

Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

(1896—1996)

U.S. comedian

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

(1896—1996)

U.S. comedian

Don't stay in bed...unless you can make money in bed.

(1896—1996)

U.S. comedian

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

(1788—1824)

English poet

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

(1924--)

U.S. President

I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them.

Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.