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(470—399 B.C.),Greek philosopherteacher
My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
(aka David Gerrold
U.S. sci-fi author)
A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.
(aka David Gerrold, US science-fiction author)
A human being is a computer's way of making another computer. Yes, we are their sex organs.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
(1771—1845)
English clergymanwriter
I am not fond of expecting catastrophes, but there are cracks in the universe.
(1771—1845)
English clergymanwriter
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.
(1771—1845)
English clergymanwriter
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.