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U.S. cartoonist, "Peanuts"

I've developed a new philosophy--I only dread one day at a time.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

(1922—2000)

U.S. cartoonist, "Peanuts"

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Suspect everybody, and keep your suspicions to yourself.

I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.

U.S. writer

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch.

You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can sort of be living together, but you can't sort of have a baby.

U.S. comedian, on the Tonight Show, 1972

The only reason I feel guilty about masturbation is because I do it so badly.

No, no, there must be a limit to the baseness even of publishers.