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(1899—1947)

U.S. gangster

I don't even know what street Canada is on.

(1899—1947)

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

(1775—1847)

The Englishman has all the qualities of a poker except its occasional warmth.

Put your trust in God--but keep your powder dry.

(1865—1940) English actress

My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and scare the horses.

(1898—1971)

U.S. publisher

Gross ignorance--144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

"The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in."

(1937--)

U.S. comedian

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937--)

U.S. comedian

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

(1937--)

U.S. comedian

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in quiet.