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(1937--)

U.S. comedianactor, in Fatherhood, 1986

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Where singleness is bliss, it's folly to be wives.

(1947--)

U.S. comedian

Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

(died 1641)

There are in England sixty different religious sects and only one sauce.

What a lot of people are saving for a rainy day is somebody else's umbrella.

(1731—1764)

The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.

(1780—1832)

English authorclergyman

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it, fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.