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(1873—1954), French novelist

My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her.

(1873—1954), French novelist

Writing only leads to more writing.

"Enjoy your life without comparing it to that of others."

(551—478 B.C.), Chinese philosopher

Rare are those who prefer virtue to the pleasures of sex.

(551—478 B.C.), Chinese philosopher

We don't know life: how can we know death?

(1903—1975)

English criticeditor

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

(1903—1975)

English criticeditor

No one was ever made wretched in a brothel.

(1903—1975)

English criticeditor

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

(1876—1967)

U.S. labor leaderindustrialist

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

If you pray for rain, don't be surprised if you're struck by lightning.