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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

(1926--)

U.S. pro bowler

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

(1958--)

U.S. comedian

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

(1905—1994), Bulgarian-born German-writing Nobel Literature prize winner, in 1978

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.

(1925—1964)

U.S. author

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

May those that love us love us;

and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts;

and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

"Don't waste your life on if-onlys."

(1859 — 1942)

U.S.

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.