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(1834—1928)
U.S. politician, at an 1881 New England Society meeting in New York
It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.
(1857—1938)
U.S. attorney
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
(1857—1938)
U.S. attorney
History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
(1857—1938)
U.S. attorney
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
(1857—1938), US attorney
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a lot more if I had been understood.
(1885—1933)
U.S. humorist
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
(1885—1933)
U.S. humorist
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
(1910—1974)
U.S. mystery writer
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.