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What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

(1911—1974)

U.S. baseball player

It ain't bragging if you really done it.

Named for Edgar Allan Poe, Edgar Lawrence Doctorow occupies a central position in the history of American literature. On a shortlist that might also include Philip Roth, Toni Morrison, John Updike, Saul Bellow, and Don DeLillo, E. L. Doctorow is generally  […]

(1924--), US actresssinger

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

(1935—2002)

English actor

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

(1935—2002)

English actor, 1982

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

U.S. novelist

Writing is the only socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

(1900—1977)

U.S. author

There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice unless he is certain that it is positively bad.