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To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.

(GA)

If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would be solved.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if only He knew the facts of the case.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

Don't jump on a man unless he's down.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

I think if people marry it ought to be for life; the laws are altogether too lenient with them.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones that never have it.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

(1867—1936)

U.S. humorist

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.