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Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

(1910--)

U.S. golfer

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Of course I believe in safe sex--I've got a handrail around the bed.

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

(1931--)

U.S. actress

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.

(1869—1934). U.S. actress

No vice is so bad as advice.

(1942—1994)

U.S. comedy writer

Licorice is the liver of candy.

U.S. writer

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.