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Where would Christianity be if Jesus got 8 to 15 years with time off for good behavior?

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.

(1868—1952)

British author

It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.

(aka Edward Everett Tanner),(1921—1976),U.S. writer

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

(1921—1976)

U.S. author, in Life (7 December 1962)

Writing isn't hard; no harder than ditch-digging.

(1939--)

U.S. journalistwriter

Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

(1917--

U.S. comedienne

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

(1917-- )

U.S. comedienne

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.