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Contents of F:
(1855—1933), My Trip to Scotland
If the Scotch knew enough to go in when it rained, they would never get any outdoor exercise.
He that hath no fools, knaves, or beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning.
(--1978)
U.S. comedienne
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
(1880—1946)
U.S. comedian
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of a snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
(1897--1962)
U.S. novelist
The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion it's the perfect milieu for an artist to work in.
(1897—1962)
U.S. author
Apparently men can be cured of drugs, drink, gambling, biting his nails and picking his nose, but not of marrying.
(1897—1962)
U.S. author
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
(1897—1962)
U.S. novelist
If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies.