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(1940--)

U.S. mystery writer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

(1878—1933)

U.S. bartender

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

(1878—1933)

U.S. bartender

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

(1878—1933)

U.S. bartender

Success has killed more men than bullets.

(1912—1998)

U.S. talk show host

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

(1922—1992)

U.S. publisher of MAD magazine

Don't die.

(1836—1911)

English dramatistpoet

You've no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.

(1836—1911), Princess Ida

Man is nature's sole mistake.

(1918--),actress

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(as quoted in the book "The Humour of Sex")

Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.