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We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex. But Congress can.

U.S. humorist

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

(1889--)

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

I'll never die in my sleep. I don't sleep that well.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Jesus was a bachelor.