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Many a man's profanity has saved him from a nervous breakdown.

(1874—1964)

U.S. President

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.

(1874—1964)

U.S. President, in 1951

All men are equal before fish.

(8th century B.C., Greek poet), It will not always be summer. Build barns.

(Works and Ways, 8th cen. B.C. Greek poet), When you deal with your brother, be pleasant, but get a witness.

(65 B.C.--8 B.C.), Epistles, II

All dare to write who can or cannot read.

(65—8 B.C.), 13 B.C. Satires

The man is either crazy, or he is a poet.

(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Not gods, nor men, nor even booksellers have put up with poets being second-rate.

(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Sports begets tumultuous strife and wrath, and wrath begets fierce quarrels and war to the death.

(Quintus Horatio Flaccus)(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Whatever advice you give, be short.