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(1888—1955)

U.S. self-help writer

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain--and most fools do.

(1913—1987)

U.S. actor

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.

Remember, when they have a tantrum, don't have one of your own.

U.S. politician

(also attributed to JFK)

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

(1903--)

U.S.historiannovelist

It is now proven, beyond a doubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics.

(Charles Waldo Bailey, really)

(1903--)

U.S. historiannovelist

It is now proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

(1916—2000), political activist

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

(1916—2000), political activist

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages.

(1884—1924)

Lawyers: persons who write a 10000 word document and call it a brief.