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(1795—1821)

English poet

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Obesity is really widespread.

(1893—1970)

U.S. drama criticbiographer

Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us the most.

(1893—1970)

U.S. drama criticbiographer

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

(1893—1970)

U.S. drama criticbiographer

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry.

(1948--), Maori soprano

I'm a fat anorexic.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

(1949--), Hollywood screenwriter

Being a writer means having homework for the rest of your life.