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(1882—1956)

English writer

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.

My conscience aches but it's going to lose the fight.

(1855—1932)

U.S. industrialist

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Don't do anything you wouldn't be willing to explain on television.

(1905—1999)

British scientistwriter

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

(1858 — 1932) , physicianhumorist

An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an Irishman, afterward.

(1858 — 1932), physicianhumorist

Never carry your shotgun or your knowledge at half-cock.

(1858—1932)

Revenge is often like biting the dog because the dog bit you.

(1858—1932), physicianhumorist

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about.