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(April 1976)

About 95 percent of what's told you in confidence, you couldn't get anybody to listen to anyway.

(1911—1980)

U.S. communications theorist

There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.

(1911—1980)

U.S. communications theorist

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

(43—104), Roman epigrammatic poet

If fame is only to come after death, I am in no hurry for it.

(43—104), Roman epigrammatic poet, Epigrams

My foolish parents taught me to read and write.

(1943--)

U.S. comedian

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

(1943--)

U.S. comic actor

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either.

The only time a woman wishes she was a year older is when she is expecting a baby.

"Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you."