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(Laws of Repentence), ca. 1195

Astrology is a disease, not a science.

(1904—1973)

English novelist

I love children. Especially when they cry--for then someone takes them away.

(1923--)

U.S. writer

(1992)

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

(1918—2002)

U.S. humorist and poet

One of the best things people could do for their descendants would be to sharply limit the number of them.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

U.S. magazine writer

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

(1905—1978)

U.S. poet

Housewives deserve well-furnished minds. They have to live in them such a lot of the time.

(1905—1978)

U.S. poet

In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.