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U.S. sci-fi author
Welcome thy neighbor to thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
(1953--)
U.S. comedian
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
U.S. comedian
(1953-- )
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
(1878—1937)
U.S. humorist
Don't cuss the climate. It probably doesn't like you any better than you like it.
(1878—1937)
U.S. humorist
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
(1878—1937)
U.S. humorist
The things that I can't have I want,/And what I have seems second-rate,/The things I want to do I can't,/And what I have to do I hate.
(1878—1937)
U.S. humorist, in Archy's Life of Mehitabel, 1933
I never think when I write; nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.
(1878—1937)
U.S. humoristpoet
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.