Prutkov Kozma

Hiding truth from the friends, whom will you trust?

I will always compare the sky decorated with stars to the chest of a distinguished general.

If all the past were present, and the present existed along with the future, who would be able to distinguish, where are the causes and where are the consequences?

If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The new moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's light anuway, whereas the Moon shines at night.

If shadows of objects depended not on the sizes of such but had their own random height, then perhaps, soon there would not be a sunny spot left on Earth.

If upon a cage of an elephant you will see a sign reading: "buffalo", do not believe your eyes.

If you have a fountain, shut it up. Let even a fountain have a rest.

If you want to be happy, be!

In a close air, you'll never recover your breath, however you try.

In the deep of every heart, there is its own snake.