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If the shoe fits, ask for it in another color.

I wonder what language truckdrivers are using, now that everyone is using theirs?

U.S. columnist

Things aren't as bad as they seem. They are worse.

(1623—1662), French mathmaticianscientist

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.

(1623—1662), Lettres Provinciales, XVI, 1656

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

(1623—1662), Pensees, 1670

It is not certain that everything is uncertain.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

(1947--)

U.S. writer

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.