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(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

U.S. humorist

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."