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(1927—1987)

U.S. writer

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

(1809—1892), "Maud," line 131

However we brave it out, we men are a little breed.

"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."

(1890 — 1961)

British writer

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth.

(1815—1882)

English novelist

Nothing makes a man so cross as success.

(1867—1957), Italian conductor

I had my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since.

(6170)

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

(June 1, 1970)

Writers sit around and contemplate their novels.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not--the government won't let me try it.

(1935--)

U.S. verse columnist

Even today, well-brought up English girls are taught to boil all vegetables for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests comes without his teeth!