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(1935--)

U.S. verse columnist

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

(1887—1956)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Never say "oops" in the operating room.

(1914—1953), poet

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

(1914—1953), poet

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

U.S. novelist

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.

(1884—1972)

U.S. President

Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.

(1817—1862)

U.S. philosopher

City life: millions of people being lonesome together.

(1817—1862)

U.S. philosopher

Methinks we might elevate ourselves a little more. We might climb a tree, at least.

(1817—1862)

What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?