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(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

I hate women because they always know where things are.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

If I didn't panic when I found out that I was a human being, I'm never going to.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

(1894—1961)

U.S. humorist

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit.

An organized person is one who is too lazy to look for things.