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(1949--)

U.S. football playercommentator

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

I got an A in philsophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

(1939--)

U.S. golfer

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

(1828—1910), Russian novelist

Children are a torment and nothing else.

(1828—1910), Russian novelist

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

(1828—1910), Russian novelist

Regard the society of women as a necessary unpleasantness of social life, and avoid it as much as possible.

In all the four corners of the earth one of these three names is given to him who steals from his neighbor: brigand, robber or Englishman

(1939-- )

U.S. actresscomedienne

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

(1939--)

U.S. actress

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.