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(1939--)
U.S. actress
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
(1939--)
U.S. comedian
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
(1939--)
U.S. comedienne
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
(1939--)
U.S. comedienne
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
(1939--)
U.S. comedienne
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
(1939--)
U.S. comedienne
Whatever goes up must come down, but don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
British prime minister.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
No man is responsible for his father; that is entirely his mother's affair.
"Old Times on the Mississippi," Atlantic Monthly, 1874
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.