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(1835—1910)

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

(1835—1910)

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?

(1835—1910)

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

(1835—1910)

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

(1835—1910)

It has always been my rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

(1835—1910)

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

(1835—1910)

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

(1835—1910)

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

(1835—1910)

Man--a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

(1835—1910)

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.