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Contents of T:
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me most are those I do understand.
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Never put off til tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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Such is the human race. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat.
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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.