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A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

One of the principle troubles about inflation is that the public likes it.

(1892—1980)

U.S. actress

I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

(1892—1980)

U.S. actress

Love conquers all except poverty and toothache.

(1892—1980)

U.S. actress

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

(1892—1980), Hollywood actress

To err is human, but it feels divine.

(1892—1980), New York Mirror, April 6, 1958

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day--and another, in case it doesn't rain.

(1892—1980), The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West, edited by Joseph Wintraub

He who hesitates is last.

U.S. writer

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.

(1888—1963), actor

The trouble with the French is that they sit around twenty-four hours a day talking French.