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(1938—1981)

U.S. actress

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

(1915 — 1985)

U.S. actor

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

(1915 — 1985)

U.S. actordirector

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

(1915—1985)

U.S. actor

Hollywood's all right. It's the pictures that are bad.

(1881—1975), Cocktail Time, 1958

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black mustache.

(1970--)

A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around.

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

(1892—1983) Irish author

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

(24 March 1958)

Poets, you know, are terribly sensitive people, and in my observation, one of the things they are most sensitive about is cash.

(1952--)

U.S. actor

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.