V

(1910--)

U.S. writer

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910--)

U.S. writer

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910--)

U.S. writer

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

(1910--)

U.S. writer

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

(1910—1993)

U.S. novelist

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend.

(70—19 B.C.), Roman poet

To have died once is enough.

(1694—1778), French author philosopher

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694—1778), French author philosopher

He who serves his country well has no need of ancestors.

(1694—1778), French author philosopher

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.