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Never wear a backwards baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

(1941—1993)

U.S. musician

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

(ca. 1140--ca. 1200), Book of Death

Both the doctor and the Angel of Death kill--but the doctor charges a fee for it.

Thoughts and women do not come together.

(1929—1985), Canadian poet

Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.

(117—138), Greek sophist

He is either dead or teaching school.

You don't have to be faster than the lion, you only have to be faster than the slowest guy.